Story 1
A Unizik Student Wrote:
Lol , op tanks for this thread! ¤Mine was my aunt who resides @ Abuja o , mehn dis babe realli planned for me ryt frm the onset(29th march) telling me she's back from her leave she spent @ Uk , as a Noble hopeful student of Unizik, I was so happy cos she promised buying me heaven and earth(hahahaha)wen cming. It strted wen she called me on the 29th of march dat she's back to naija, and that she will visit me in skool to know how am faring.. OMGosh I was so excited @ the breaking news .. So I reali planned for her coming(thou she didn't disclose d exact date of her coming to skool to visit me, she onli flashed 1st week of april via a text msg to me wen I Disturbed her on the 30th) lol, yestday being the 31st of march she called to tel me she was heading to the airport to catch her flight to Enugu frm abuja .. Wow! Dis made me to clear all clearables frm my room apartment, so she no go see wetin go blind am..(Lol just kidding) wen she arrived @ ENugu, she called to tell me dat she will see me the nxt day being (April 1st) dat she needs to rest herself. I thanked her and wished her journey mercies as she ply the road to Awka (stil smiling) ... 11:30pm March 31st I dozed off..
8:15am 1st April I was preping for my morning lectures wen her call came in saying she was dwnstairs inside a White toyota corolla saloon car, dat I shuld get dressed and fallout to Usher her into my beautiful structure( lol hostel) I replied "okay my lovey duvey" hahaha, ended d call and dashed dwn instantli.. D street was busy as usuals, student hopping in and out of dirty buses like crazie (lolest) I didn't even care as if dat was my normal routine like dem, d onli tin I was after was the white car! Hahahaa... Mehn I didn't see ani damn vehicle of dat make parked.. So I placed a call to her, she picked and was quiet, I told her dat am downstairs and did nt see ani vehicle, den she strted laffing @ me like I was lost In disneyland and now found into reality... She den screamed the almighty APRIL FOooL to me and said go to skool and read ur books am @ Abuja in my office chilling!.. End of my story, I won't say wt happnd nxt. Cheers to the people that will still get fooled tOday.. Am awt!
Story 2:
I told my dad early dis morning
that I won a schorlarship,he
ordered my mum to slaughter 3
Chickens for celebration...Nw I'm
thinking of hw to tell him it's April Fool
after eating d chickens...
