1. When a fresher asks you where “Ofolawbasement” is.
See this one.
2. When you see the queue for uniben shuttle to new Benin.
God forbid.
3. When you’re walking with a girl in Ekosodin and you hear “guy show”.
Not today, satan.
4. When there’s no light in school and you go to charge at GTB.
Na wa.
5. How reading halls look during exam time:
You people know how to read now abi?
6. You and your guys, when Post UME babes start showing:
We move.
7. When you tell the intra-campus bus driver that you’re going to block of flats.
Ah! No vex.
8. When you see shotput nylons flying out of hall 2.
Damn!
9. When the smell of beans hits you as you enter hall 4.
YES LORD!
10. You, watching insults fly between hall 2 girls and hall 3 boys.
Are you not entertained?
