¤ Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get
ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken
by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
.
¤ Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.
.
¤ Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy tone.
.
¤ Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
.
¤ Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
.
¤ Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
.
¤ Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
.
¤ Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
.
¤ Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
.
¤ Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry
arrive last.
.
¤ Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
.
¤ Law of Proposal :
After u accept a proposal you will get a better one.
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